Good one!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 24,000 soldiers, 2,000 tanks, 200aircraft, numerous helicopters, and loads of armored vehicles and artillery pieces. and our flagship along with other naval pieces"
"They haven't turned up yet."